During sexual intercourse, a women may start screaming and making sexual noises, so you hit her over the head with a guitar. This is called sex strings. 'Once I sex stringed her round the head a couple of times, it sounded like a festival' or 'Even Paul McCartney would have been proud if that sex string'

"I'm tough, Mike! I never give an inch! I'm partial to taking a few though..."
"Ah, you're a real pipehitter."