A peice excrement so large that after the flush the tail is still visible in the shitter.

A super sleazy trailer trash talking bar crawling skank ho. The lowest of the low hos!

A Mexican born in Mexico, but doesn’t know how to speak Spanish. Also has the state of Iowa on their birth certificate.

A low-life that is always broke. Can't keep their phone on. Always want to do things but has no money. Always asking for money. A person that spends their money on dumb things like drugs and not more important things. Has either a low end or no job. Really someone that doesn't care about their life.

A sewer-dwelling horse who is watching you, RIGHT NOW.

TRUST ME.

Some of you might be doubtful. "A horse? In my sewers?" Well, it's more likely than you think.

How likely?

Have you ever seen the movie "Aliens"? City sewers are like that, but with horses instead of aliens!

Also, remember that horses have eyes on the sides of their heads, so they can stare at you without pointing their faces in your direction. DON'T BE FOOLED.

Recent scholarship has determined that sewer horse must have water- and sewage-resistant oat bags. In Willard A. Paul's seminal 1914 book on the sewer horse, it was recorded that "horses, like men, fear the unknown - a long, cold night - Bess is poisoned - my master goes to jail."

And that remains as true today as it was when Willard A. Price got really high and wrote it down.

Use this phrase when you know someone is giving you a total bullshit story, but you don't want to confront them head-on with their ridiculous lies.

A child who arose from the sewers. While forgetting to put on deodorant, this child may have exposed his BO to the entire football team. The hair of a Sewer Kid fits the look and smell of the individual; A curly rats nest.