by The_Huge_Lesbian March 08, 2019
by severe d April 19, 2019
A hopefully rare incident that occurs after an all day binge drinking affair in which you’re receiving a blow job (hopefully not whiskey dicking it) but the alcohol is just too much and you must grab her by her hair, pull upward, and throw up off the side of a bed.
Hey bro, I got so drunk the other day that I brought the waitress home and got a blow job. Stomach started churning and I grabbed that bitches hair and her head dangled like a severed head while I threw up off the side of the bed. It was a great night.
by Daddyspill August 26, 2019
Sex that is owed a partner after a break-up. This is still considered break-up sex, but delivery of said sex is taken at a later date. The statute of limitations on a Severance Fuck is still undetermined.
by John Boy December 23, 2003
"princess i just want to witness, watch you, severing the velvet, i will say the word" - breathe carolina
by CharlesBartowski November 15, 2010
When you're about to break up with a girl and you give her enough orgasm to get her to her next relationship
male version of a "farewell fuck"
male version of a "farewell fuck"
Jason : I heard you broke up with Lana
Wade : it was brutal but it's cool, I gave her a severance package
Wade : it was brutal but it's cool, I gave her a severance package
by IamPeter June 11, 2015
An item or items stolen from an employer in anticipation of the conclusion of said employment, such as from a planned lay-off; a final act of spite. Doesn't count if you get caught.
"Individually-wrapped scalpels. Is that your severance pay?"
"I also got syringes, couple boxes of gloves, and check out this bedpan!"
"I also got syringes, couple boxes of gloves, and check out this bedpan!"
by David Davids0n December 29, 2009

