A brutal/technical death metal band from California. Their masterpiece "Brutality Is Law" is a legendary album in the world of underground brutal death metal
Severed Savior is the most brutal band I know!
by Hellhammer November 12, 2006
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When a female fingers and pleasures herself; girls masturbating basically. Severing= fingering, "destroying" Velvet=vagina, pussy, twat and "the" obviously means "the"
Breathe Carolina <3 - Velvet : "...Princess, I just wanna witness, watch you, severing that velvet, I won't say the word, say the word"

girl 1: OH EM GEE! WHERE THE HELL WHERE YOU?
girl 2: sorry love, i was busy severing the velvet
girl 1: umm,....yeah.....
*awkward silence*
by WISE IDIOT August 18, 2011
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The art of slashing someones face with a blade or sharp cutting implement.
wee goagsy wiz gittin battered oafy the big yin till he pulled a chib oot eez poakit nd gave um the severe malkie
by big_g April 03, 2006
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An argument typically run in policy debate cults when the Aff decides to sever the retarded portion of the mandate
AND ON THE SEVERANCE PERM FIRST SEVER THE PORTION OF THE AFF THAT LINKS TO NEG OFFENSE HAH NOW WATCHUGUNNDO
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A contagious disease generated from anti vaccination, popularity at school and being called Kevin in a cartoon
'Isis has been bitching about everything recently'
'Yeah bro, I think she's got severe bitchitis'
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Distant members of your family that you dont talk to often because the relative linking you to them passed away.
Mike: Are you related to Sarah? She has the same last name as you.

Tim: Yes, but she's just a severed tail. I might have actually talked to her once.
by Hero6453 April 23, 2011
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A disease that will kill you. It is worse than regular ligma.
Man, you have Severe Ligma? I have ligma too but it is ligma balls.
by DanTheMagicalMan January 15, 2019
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