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Seven is everything and nothing all at the same time. In fact, Seven is time. Seven should always be capitalized and spoken about in a positive manner. Seven is the only number, all of the other numbers are just figments of your imagination.

And guess what? Seven is imagination.
Karah: Why is six afraid of Seven?

Jacob: Because everything is afraid of Seven.

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Brock: Want to know the most awesome equation in the world?

Jacob: Okay.

Brock: (7*7+7*7)/(7+7)=7

Jacob: My mind literally just exploded due to the massive amount of godliness that you just bestowed upon the universe.
by Seven7seven7SEVEN November 04, 2010
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May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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the number before 18, but after 2
two, seven, eighteen
by fungusmushroomboi October 04, 2018
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the best number there is. everything that is seven is good👌🏼
by claireseven July 20, 2019
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Seven is the God of all Freeversing, his epicness is simply righteous and is also used as a term for an awesome person in order to dictate there coolness. You can rank them as such.
Also used to describe a person who is a veteren at repping the wise and mighty.
Bob: Oh, she's got some Seven going on.
Rachel: I'm the Sevenest person Ever.
by mr.seven June 02, 2011
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