"Can we please settle the kettle? I really want to eat now". Or He just settled the kettle. We do not need to work on it anymore.
by Nackal919 August 23, 2011
a saying to tell someone to shut up when talking. is very cool because it is rhyming. you can also use, chill bill, or, leave steve. these are all good options.
by pheoebffsydjm June 23, 2017
Where the male in the relationship settles for a woman that's way below his league when he could have a better, more creative woman. This woman is probably very ugly and the male is only dating her to feel more confident about himself and will receive ridicule and social torture until he either commits suicide or ends the horrible, bound to fail, relationship.
boy 1: "Dude did you hear about Dan?"
boy 2: "No man, what happened?"
boy 1: "Well i have some bad news...he's dating Jessica."
boy 2: "Dude! She's fucking ugly!"
boy 1: "I know man, he settled, he could have had Tabby."
boy 2: "What a dumbass. Lets go make fun of his Settling Relationship."
boy 2: "No man, what happened?"
boy 1: "Well i have some bad news...he's dating Jessica."
boy 2: "Dude! She's fucking ugly!"
boy 1: "I know man, he settled, he could have had Tabby."
boy 2: "What a dumbass. Lets go make fun of his Settling Relationship."
by CoolStoryBroseph March 25, 2010
This is phrase that can be roughly translated to "it could be worse." It is derived from the idea that there are far worse things in this world than ticks (the pesky, tiny arachnid). One who sees the silver lining in a situation would "settle for ticks," in favor of a more terrible outcome.
-"Damnit! I can't believe we don't have floor seats."
-"Hey man, I'd settle for ticks, we could be up on the balcony, and then we wouldn't even be able to see the band."
-"Hey man, I'd settle for ticks, we could be up on the balcony, and then we wouldn't even be able to see the band."
by Bentat December 14, 2010
Variation of the traditional "settle down". Settle-D is a street smart phrase used mostly in an urban context when someone overreacts or simply reacts inappropriately to a situation/event. Settle-D is most relevant when the overreacting person is demonstrating too much excitement for their own good and is placing the social decorum of the party in danger.
Overreacting friend: "OMG dude! Look at the chicks that just walked in! I am totally going to impress them by buying a round of shots and showing them my sick dance moves!"
Other friend: "Settle-D bro"
Other friend: "Settle-D bro"
by Jonny CC July 8, 2010
What smart people do
by 4freakshow October 28, 2020
A phrase used by uneducated people, who believe that somehow the known Pedophile Joe Biden, is a better presidential candidate than Donald J Trump.
by Carole BASKIN October 23, 2020