"Can we please settle the kettle? I really want to eat now". Or He just settled the kettle. We do not need to work on it anymore.
by Nackal919 August 23, 2011
When you and your nigga/bitch finally come to realization that it's time to stop fucking around and become one
by Blaaaahblaaah July 07, 2015
Where the male in the relationship settles for a woman that's way below his league when he could have a better, more creative woman. This woman is probably very ugly and the male is only dating her to feel more confident about himself and will receive ridicule and social torture until he either commits suicide or ends the horrible, bound to fail, relationship.
boy 1: "Dude did you hear about Dan?"
boy 2: "No man, what happened?"
boy 1: "Well i have some bad news...he's dating Jessica."
boy 2: "Dude! She's fucking ugly!"
boy 1: "I know man, he settled, he could have had Tabby."
boy 2: "What a dumbass. Lets go make fun of his Settling Relationship."
boy 2: "No man, what happened?"
boy 1: "Well i have some bad news...he's dating Jessica."
boy 2: "Dude! She's fucking ugly!"
boy 1: "I know man, he settled, he could have had Tabby."
boy 2: "What a dumbass. Lets go make fun of his Settling Relationship."
by CoolStoryBroseph March 24, 2010
This is phrase that can be roughly translated to "it could be worse." It is derived from the idea that there are far worse things in this world than ticks (the pesky, tiny arachnid). One who sees the silver lining in a situation would "settle for ticks," in favor of a more terrible outcome.
-"Damnit! I can't believe we don't have floor seats."
-"Hey man, I'd settle for ticks, we could be up on the balcony, and then we wouldn't even be able to see the band."
-"Hey man, I'd settle for ticks, we could be up on the balcony, and then we wouldn't even be able to see the band."
by Bentat December 13, 2010
a saying to tell someone to shut up when talking. is very cool because it is rhyming. you can also use, chill bill, or, leave steve. these are all good options.
by pheoebffsydjm June 22, 2017
by noodle luver March 15, 2008
verb. seh-tul down - 1) to stop knocking some one's fork on the floor especially at a cracker barrel. 2) to stop laughing uncontrollably to the point of endangering people within the area.
by Xwhite chocolateX January 09, 2010

