adj; sethtistic:

Rare learning disability associated with blond hair people
Symptoms include; horse, weird running pattern, duck feet, pepperoni nipples, always asking for answers, man slave, vomiting for hours without stopping, always getting caught.

A rare medical condition usually involving the stupid one in the friend-group
Symptoms include- usually blond, run weird, obtuse angled feet, vomiting for hours on end, horseishness