A fat kid with a Triple chin. Seth Dorman also won't shut the fuck up about the most childish things. They usually look like a troll with a wig on singing black music, while smoking a huge hookah filled with crack.

A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.