“Set 8 FC” is a name given to a football team. But not just any team. The players demonstrate skills beyond normality. These phenomenal retards not only possess skills to win any game of football, they’ll steal your Mrs whilst they’re at it.

A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.