An individual who indulges in multiple spooning sessions.
Some believe this to be a loveable characteristic but it is, however, an incureable disease.

The only known ways of remedying such an illness are listed as followed:

1) Removing all spoons from the surrounding area

2) Substituting spoons for other cutlery (i.e forks or

spatulas)

3) Persistant name calling and abuse, as followed...

Someone people turn to when they're sad who makes them feel better.