One who breaks into homes at night, straddles a sleeping resident, and lays a steamy dook on their chest before leaving.

Nothing is stolen, which makes the victim assume it was someone in the house causing emotional and psychological discontent in the home.
Did you hear? The Serial Shittist hit 13 houses last night. I don’t know how he has that much in him!
by Broken Jarhead April 26, 2021
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