The Romeo to my Juliet... minus the tragedy and plus some XXX fantasy action & a whole lotta ca$h
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"Parting is such sweet sorrow/That I shall say good night till it be morrow... in bed" ~ Sergio
“Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs... in bed” ~ Sergio
“O teach me how I should forget to think... in bed" ~ Sergio
“Under loves heavy burden do I rise... in bed" ~ Sergio
“Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs... in bed” ~ Sergio
“O teach me how I should forget to think... in bed" ~ Sergio
“Under loves heavy burden do I rise... in bed" ~ Sergio
by LowL33s@h January 01, 2017
Basically a guy with a Huge dick, a big fat dick. He's the best at everything.
He loves helping people and is always the one who takes the first step. Just don't make him mad because he turns into satan.
He is very honest and very sincere, if you ever date a Sergio. You won't regret it.
He loves helping people and is always the one who takes the first step. Just don't make him mad because he turns into satan.
He is very honest and very sincere, if you ever date a Sergio. You won't regret it.
by Therealshitrealstuff December 22, 2016
one who is DTF and is ahmazing in bedd and a popualr sexy man. everyone wants him!! and needs him!!!!
by jaqulyn1234 August 13, 2011
If you meet a Sergio then hold on to him he is not a player but he do got hoes in every corner he is real sweetheart and will never cheat on you but don't test him because he wont admit it but he has anger issues. He is a real crackhead that don't need drugs. He has the most SHORTNESS..... attention spanned you'll ever see. But over all a Sergio is a great guy and i am very lucky to have meet a Sergio he will be a great friend he'll be there when ever you need him he will also forgive you very easy. He is a loyal, kind hearted person if you meet a Sergio let him in your life you won't regret it i promise. He is the type of person you can just chill with and have a nice time. He is very funny with out a doubt.
by potato wedge123 April 13, 2020
The act of defecating on your best friends shoes while he is giving you a blow job.
History of The Sergio:
The Sergio originated in Santa Ana, Ca around 2006 A.D. Every year Sergio would buy very expensive presents for all of his friends on their birthdays. One year Sergio decided to buy his best friends Sirius satellite radio. During this time period Sergio was going through a few financial difficulties. However, this did not stop him from getting his best friend the ultimate gift of Sirius satellite radio. (Side note: Sergio loves shoes, especially Nike Jordans) When Sergio's best friend received his gift he was so excited that he immediately dropped Sergio's pants and gave him a hummer. Right as Sergio was climaxing he noticed his best friend's shoes were right underneath him. So as he orgasmed he dropped a duece right on his friends brand Jordans. The rest is history and today we know this act as THE SERGIO.
History of The Sergio:
The Sergio originated in Santa Ana, Ca around 2006 A.D. Every year Sergio would buy very expensive presents for all of his friends on their birthdays. One year Sergio decided to buy his best friends Sirius satellite radio. During this time period Sergio was going through a few financial difficulties. However, this did not stop him from getting his best friend the ultimate gift of Sirius satellite radio. (Side note: Sergio loves shoes, especially Nike Jordans) When Sergio's best friend received his gift he was so excited that he immediately dropped Sergio's pants and gave him a hummer. Right as Sergio was climaxing he noticed his best friend's shoes were right underneath him. So as he orgasmed he dropped a duece right on his friends brand Jordans. The rest is history and today we know this act as THE SERGIO.
-Hey what did you do last night?
-Well, it was my best friend's birthday and I got him something nice. So after the party I gave him The Sergio.
-Well, it was my best friend's birthday and I got him something nice. So after the party I gave him The Sergio.
by The Mudslider June 09, 2006