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A person who doesn't care.
Person 1 - Hey man you wanna eat pizza for lunch?

Person 2 - ummmm I don't know, I sergei!!!
by fiddy March 11, 2005
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A very desperate, thirsty guy. He tries to be a player but he fails because every girl rejects him. He will hit on every single girl in your school, even the ones that he doesn't know. Girls in the younger grades, the older ones, the popular ones, the ones with boyfriends, you name it. Also including but not limited to, your mom, your grandma, your sister, your hot neighbour, married women, maybe even your dog. He will use really bad pick up lines on girls to try and trap them. If you see one, stay away.
"Don't go near Sergei, the guy his so thirsty, he needs a drink of water".
by Catlover2312 May 28, 2015
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(Sirgay as well) A gay sir
Dude that was so gay. Of course Sergei the gay sir did that.
by dade45 November 07, 2013
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A fucking asshole who enjoys watching videos of a guy shooting girl and now he’s going to get in trouble big time
Guy 1: Bro, Sergei got punished

Guy 2: Good, he deserved it
by Dried Crumbled Dead Leaves August 21, 2020
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a pronoun/adjective to be used when describing someting either tremendously awesome, or horrifying terrible. Commonly used at the end of a back-and-forth one-upping shouting match. Always the definitive, most powerful word in said argument, even though it often has no relation nor place in the argument.
"you're stupid"
"you're stupider"
"you're stupidest"
"you're stupid to infinity"
"you're SERGEI!!"
by Nick + Phil June 10, 2004
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A human that tries too much to impress girls, but fails. Always. He likes to wear New Bunrens. He used to be the lame kid but now he is the cool kid hanging out with his best rapper friends. Sergei is very nice, but also racist.
That guy must be a Sergei, he always tries to impress girls and fails.
by Hamanii April 11, 2018
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