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Today Is national handjob day, Either ask your girlfriend or your crush for a handjob. Their goal as simple as : make you cum.
Hey um it’s September 26th I have a crush on you and was wondering if you could give me a handjob?
by Anonymous person16 September 20, 2019
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A euphemism for β€œkill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.
All right, why don’t you just compost me?
by Dr Bunnygirl March 22, 2020
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The most famous TikTokers are born on September 26th (like meh :0) so if you dis libra get TikTok if you don’t have it ❀️😎😜πŸ€ͺ🀩πŸ₯³πŸ€― (also your the best :) )
Me :Rose I’m famous

Rose: why
Me:because my birthday is on September 26th
by mynameisweird November 28, 2019
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