When an amazing person is born. Amazing yet a huge mental wreck. Anxiety depression and breakdowns on the daily. But are extremely strong mentally and are good friends.

A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy

National “get fucked in the ass” day

I don’t care who you are, it’s your time to shine.

Slim thiqqq baddies where only born on this day. Commonly flat and are super strong, like I mean really strong.

September 7th is National slap Jacob day. On this day anybody that knows a Jacob should slap the shit out of him.

National Newt Day

Fuck a triplet named jacob day.