by Swarmzfan October 14, 2019
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by dxnte September 27, 2019
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The dumbest most lesbian blondes were born September 28th, so they all celebrate their stupidity and annoyance on this day.. They think they’re smart and athletic but they are blonde so they aren’t either.
by haldowntome October 20, 2019
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If you were born on September 28th, your birthday gift has to be a great blowjob given by someone born in Summer
Justin: It’s September 28th. Today’s my birthday.
Ali: Oh really? I should give you a “special” gift then. You’ll never forget it.
Justin: Yeah? You think you’re that good at it?
Ali: Of course I am. I was born in July
Ali: Oh really? I should give you a “special” gift then. You’ll never forget it.
Justin: Yeah? You think you’re that good at it?
Ali: Of course I am. I was born in July
by elzainwonderland January 23, 2020
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If you were born on september 28th are going to get some good blowjob from someone born in the summer
Justin: September 28th. It’s my birthday
Ali: Oh, really? I should give you a present then. I’m good at it.
Justin: Why you think that?
Ali: Because I was born in July ;)
Ali: Oh, really? I should give you a present then. I’m good at it.
Justin: Why you think that?
Ali: Because I was born in July ;)
by elzainwonderland January 21, 2020
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If you were born on this day, someone born in July will definitely give you a blowjob. Also you can ask for anything and she/he has to do it! Happy birthday <3
Ali: When’s your birthday??
Justin: September 28th
Ali: Oh really? I have to give you a blowjob then and it will be the best you’ll ever receive
Justin: Why you think that?
Ali: Because I was born in July
Justin: September 28th
Ali: Oh really? I have to give you a blowjob then and it will be the best you’ll ever receive
Justin: Why you think that?
Ali: Because I was born in July
by elzainwonderland January 26, 2020
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A very stressful day of the year where you clown the entire day over Larry and check Twitter every five minutes even though you know nothing will happen but there’s always the slight possibility so you do anyways.
by Parmaham28 September 28, 2020
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