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Today Is national handjob day, Either ask your girlfriend or your crush for a handjob. Their goal as simple as : make you cum.
Hey um it’s September 26th I have a crush on you and was wondering if you could give me a handjob?
by Anonymous person16 September 20, 2019
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A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
“Dude, his stuff is pretty out there but he’s still pretty Finance Punk.”
by Pop Pop Bienstock April 01, 2021
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The most famous TikTokers are born on September 26th (like meh :0) so if you dis libra get TikTok if you don’t have it ❤️😎😜🤪🤩🥳🤯 (also your the best :) )
Me :Rose I’m famous

Rose: why
Me:because my birthday is on September 26th
by mynameisweird November 28, 2019
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