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September 1st

On September 1st say to your girl, “What’s up shawty” then slap her coochie
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September 1st

September first, 1989
Dear diary:
I believe I’m a good person, I mean i think that there’s good in everyone but, here we are, FIRST DAY OF SENIOR YEAR and I look at all this kids that i’ve known all my life and I ask myself “WHAT HAPPENED?”

Heathers the musical day, don’t ask a theatre kid the date that day, unless you wanna hear a whole musical complete or a six minutes song depends on the person.
X: Hey, what day is it today?
Theatre kid: OMG YOU JUST REMINDED ME -clears throat- September 1st 1989, dear diary.

X: What day is today?
X: Oh, it’s heathers the musical day!
by theatreidiots November 22, 2021
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"National" 3D Glasses Day
On September 1, 2022, I wore a brand new pair of paper 3D glasses to school. Everyone would look at me and laugh. I shrugged it off and continued walking tall with the quirky accessory for the entire school day. Don't let those bullies push you around on what you can and cannot wear, embrace your inner weirdness on this day.

I don't recommend wearing 3D for too long, I got a MAJOR headache afterwards.
Person A: What's with the funny glasses?
Me: Don't you know it's September 1st?
by ObsessionWith3D July 26, 2024
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Self-Love Day
Every hour go to a mirror and say 3 good things about yourself!

If you talk bad about yourself on September 1st a close friend may physically fight you

Inspired by: Patton Sanders from Sander Sides created by Thomas Sanders
Friend 1:I'm useless
Friend 2: Hey! It's September 1st! I will fight you!
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“Omg its September 1st, you know what that means right?”

“Yeah we have to go kiss Vilma”
by Notvilma September 1, 2022
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September 1st

Birthday of only the spawn of satan. Anyone who is born on this day deserves to have a fucking lightsaber shoved up their rectum
“I’m born on September 1st!”

jump off a bloody bridge”
by gingerninja68+1 April 26, 2024
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