Senioritis: The crippling disease of not giving a fuck.

Symptoms: Not giving a fuck
"Jimmy hasn't given a fuck for weeks!
It's okay, he has Senioritis."

"Johnny hasn't shown up for class all week", "Yeah, I know man, Senioritis hit hard this year."
by bagelskill September 13, 2011
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your grandad
I reacurred my senior cause - they remember me,
My grandfather still smokin Weed and he's 70

Lloyd Bank$ send ya to hell
by shadow211 January 08, 2009
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When someone is nearing the end of their senior year and they just can't get modivated about school, or responsibilities.
After prom senioritis was in full effect.
by Elaine April 23, 2004
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A crippling disease that strikes high school seniors. Most cases of senioritis tend to start after college applications and mid-year reports have been sent in. This entails a student not doing any work whatsoever, dismissive attitude, increased absences, general laziness, an over-excessive wearing of sweatpants/sweatshirts & resentment towards taking all those hard classes to impress a favorite college which the student most likely won't attend because of how expensive it is. The only known cure to senioritis is a phenomenon known as GRADUATION.
Teacher: Class, here's a 10 page essay on insert cruelly long & boring novel here to be done by Friday.

Class: Fuck this shit, it's April & my senioritis kicked in about a month ago.
by MommaMayI May 17, 2010
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The brain disease you get at the end of your senior year.

The poor thing let her grades slip at the end of the year.

Yeah, I heard she came down with a bad case of Senioritis
by 8089364496 January 29, 2009
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when in marching band, the seniors get first pick on anything and everything just by calling out the simple phrase "Seniority!"

Sophmores and Juniors are usually accustomed to this power, however some freshman like to put up a stink about it.
Senior- This water line is sooo long! I think im gonna use the seniority card.

*taps freshman in front of him*
Cool Freshman- whats up bro?
Senior- We are gonna play a game called Seniority!
C. Freshman- Damnit I always loose that game! How did you get so good
Senior- hahaha sorry tho im really thirsty
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Senior- Seniority!
Douch Freshman- I don't think so, thats not fair.
Senior- Suck it. *steps in front*
D.F*goes and whines*
by Jbean13 August 11, 2010
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1) A slut. One of the biggest whores you have encountered in your life thus far
2) The last year of high school, when all hell breaks loose and morals are no longer an issue (at least until you start college)
1) Oh my god! Kim is such a senior. Cutie & her totally sucked each other up last night. And this morning. And OH MY GOD, LOOK OUTSIDE! THEY'RE DOING IT RIGHT NOW ON YOUR LAWN!
by Bachelors Masters & Citizens February 01, 2009
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