Feed yo' ho' Taco Bell. Have sex with yo' ho' in the assho' and press on her abdomen until she shats. Take a big orange shovel and put her shat into a casserole dish. Top with cheese, bake at 350 for 20 minutes and enjoy! Suggested for family reunions. Variation: if she is on her period, even better, a real crowd pleaser.

Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.