1. A cancer that occurs in the semi-colon. It is deadly. Side-effects include: a coma and/or massive periods, even in men.

2. A minor bout of colon cancer, not to be confused with number 1.

3. A semi-colon that pops outs out of your printer, copier, scanner, etc. irregularly.

A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.