The act of massaging the balls of a man with one hand while furiously fisting his fart box with the other free hand.

Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed

Noun, Slang- A dark “Possibly” wet hole typically located on females of the Midwest North American region that is used for stuffing “Usually” JUNK into and having high or low hopes of having to haul said hole around until death do them part by thee semi driver. Semi being English for: Part hauler part holler.

Trailer: more commonly referred to as a mobile home or male of a genital length reaching seven or more inches. One who is a member of thee seven up club #7UP.

Sought by winners however, not usually low enough to budge to take a semi-trailer on a date because they’re foul by age Adult.

when you are pooning a chick and you try to stuff ur nuts in too
also called "truck and dog" and "the FULL PACKAGE"

1) a massive crap

2) like giving birth out the rear