Urban Dictionary: Sement

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The blockage that is created by dried semen on the tip of your dick after sex.

You wake up at 3:00am to drop a line after dozing off after sex, and the urine gets blocked for a moment by the sement and then bursts out like a geyser (which kinda hurts).

by CiscoKid85 January 14, 2011

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When you splooge on a girl on any part of her body and she doesnt wash it off in time. It hardens like cement and she cries because her mom sees.

I put sement on trisha's face, and she was very upset when it didn't come off in time for school the next day.

by twitch___ March 10, 2005

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Sement

Semen that has dried and become hardened.

I forgot to clean up after ejaculating, and I found sement on my blanket 3 hours later.

by Holy Dinosaur Pussy Eater June 28, 2019

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to cum on a girls clothes, then the next day the girl realizes it is all white crunchy and flakey like cement.

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