The product of air master bation.

Davon air master bated at me yesterday. Got his dream semen all over my new glasses.

-Facts about Dream Semen-

Dream semen shows up on black lights as an electric orange color.

I'm red light. Dream semen turns into Robin Williams and grants you 3 wishes.

Three squirts of dream semen levels up Mario for an entire game board.

Dream semen boils at the same temperature that water freezes.

Dteam semen pairs well with dry whites and moist reds

Dream semen is what all of the lost boys were flinging at each other during the dinner scene in the movie hook. It is the most accurate visual documented in human history.
Dream semen does not get women pregnant; It just makes them fat.
by Duchess Valentine March 31, 2017
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David Funk's navy name. Also used to describe bad semen that has been ejaculated out of the head of the penis.
Funky Semen's going to be the best Naval officer that there ever was. That girl just got filled with his funky semen.
by Funky Semen February 27, 2017
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Experiencing hypoglycemia while being horny.
Susan: I strangely feel horny but anxious at the same time.
Jeffrey: ah...you have a case of the hyper semen.
by 3veD June 08, 2019
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To produce exceedingly large amounts of semen after constant masturbation or constant sex.
Female one:After fucking him for several times for hours at a time, Malkaia still came a lot.

Female two: Damn he must be the demon of semen!
by enoughtomfoolery March 19, 2018
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