School that trains future pastors on secret ways to ad-minister their semen into the buttholes of adolescent boys. Popular guest speakers include Jerry Sandusky and any Catholic priest.
Tyrant: Broham, I’m thinking about going to Seminary School. I really want to learn about the scriptures so I can teach the young squires of this world about Christ Almighty.
Big Easy: Hold up there Tyrantula. You know that isn’t what they really teach in Semenary School... they show you how to pound little boys behind closed doors... literally behind the alter doors. While the little boys are stirring up the communion, you pound away at their pre-pubescent cheeks until your seminal fluid is emancipated.
Tyrant: Dude thanks for letting me know that would have been a huge mistake! Although I do like little boys, just not like that...
Big Easy: You do like doing little kids’... tax returns.
Big Easy: Hold up there Tyrantula. You know that isn’t what they really teach in Semenary School... they show you how to pound little boys behind closed doors... literally behind the alter doors. While the little boys are stirring up the communion, you pound away at their pre-pubescent cheeks until your seminal fluid is emancipated.
Tyrant: Dude thanks for letting me know that would have been a huge mistake! Although I do like little boys, just not like that...
Big Easy: You do like doing little kids’... tax returns.
by Stoney69 April 14, 2019