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Ash: What do you use to pay those cheerleaders you travel with?
Gary: I pay them with my semen.
by Gokudera191 February 02, 2010
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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ejaculate from the male penis; tastes like egg whites mixed with saltwater.Loved by some, hated by others.
He rubbed his cock head between the folds of her vulva, then as she began to get wet, he pressed inward, entering with progressively longer strokes. After a few moments he ejaculated his semen into her vagina
by Jake January 10, 2004
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Man goo released from the penis to create babies
Craig : Wow did you see Katie Alli & Kiersten are pregnant!
Chad : Well im glad it wasn't my Semen!
Jake : Hey Chad can I have a raise ive got a little problem?
Chad : Fuck no why don't you go sell your Semen big penis boy!
Jake : Yeah right ive got enough babies to take care of the way it is!
Amanda : Hey Jake I heard you have a big penis wanna squirt Semen in me tonight!
Jake : Sure why not what's another baby gonna hurt!
Craig : Wow that Jake can really produce the Semen!
by SlopNChop November 01, 2017
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Something you can shoot on ANYTHINg and make a baby
1. You are jacking off and you shoot a load and it hits your computer monitor...THERE YOU HAVE IT...computer monitor babies

2. You shoot blast your load onto the carpet...CARPET BABIES
by Kill3rki55 May 30, 2005
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scientific name for cum, jizz, jism, man milk, cream, etc. Actually the thin fluid that transports the millions of tiny, tadpole-like daddies sperm from the testicles and out of the cock when the male is suitably excited - but fluid and content are, unsurprisingly, often confused!
Tracy's ears would always prick up when she heard the word "semen", and her eyes gleamed whenever a man was as good as his word, and she had another chance to gulp down her favourite fast food.
by kofi May 12, 2003
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