A cookie making company that brags its homemade and unique recipe cookies, brownies, rice krispy treats, and other baked goods. Only found in some states (generally in the south) and are JIZZTASTICAL. They are also a billion calories each, with millions of grams of fat, sugar, and sodium. Taste amazing, are supersized, but often cause immediate acne (always, when mixed with stress) within 24 hours of injestion.

A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.