"I love that guy, he's so Selleck."

"His mustache is sick. He is rocking a killer Selleck!"

Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.

"Oh no! I'm sorry Father O'Leary, it looks like we've run out of sausage rolls!"

"Nevermind my son, I think that fat old selleck ate them all."

Jesus walked in to the nursery school and sellecked the most beautiful child in the room.