Someone who hates taking selfies with others
My friend John is a selfie pooper, he never wants to take selfies with us when we go out.
by Fireworm April 5, 2017
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a selfie at the gym. were you have one leg up and arched back in high waisted yoga pants. commonly done by white bitches
Jackie prancing pony selfie mad her look fat. #prancing pony selfie
by prancingponyman October 11, 2019
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The act of taking a selfie while engaged in something that results in your own death. Doing something so utterly careless, stupid, and devoid of common sense that the government has to create a law to outlaw it.
You see George over their taking a selfie on the railroad tracks? Yeah, he's about to get a Mumbai Selfie.
by agenttexx December 28, 2018
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The propensity to take pictures of yourself wherever you go.
I'd take her with me if it weren't for her obsessive selfieness.
by Cynicool July 12, 2017
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Coworker: Hey, the boss thinks that you lied about taking off early to get new tires for your car. You might be in trouble!
Me: Don't worry, all is fine.
Coworker: Dude, I'm worried.
Me: I've taken selfies of myself at various places, including a tire store. I sent her an alibi selfie in a tire store waiting room.
Coworker: Damn you're good...
by Vonhousemann January 24, 2020
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Using your foot, more specificly toe, to take a selfie while your phone is either on the ground, held up my your other foot or another object. Men will commonly as for a foot selfie when they want to see up a girls skirt.
Girl: Look at this new skirt I got
Guy: It looks so cute babe, can I get a foot selfie?
by theindividualist February 1, 2015
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A trending Instagram hashtag which is confusing because there's 3 fucking stages of uploading something onto Instagram.
Instagram caption: Just woke up, but here's an accidental selfie I took 🙈 #accidentalselfie
Me: *squints suspiciously*
by LeUrbanDefiner May 26, 2015
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