by the slogan rogan January 14, 2017
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its when you look in the mirror and cant stand what you see. when you criticize everything you do, doubt every decision. its a thousand voices bullying you all the time and you cant make them go away because they are inside and honestly you agree with them anyway. when all you can see is mistakes and faults and you start wondering why anyone could like you or love you. its when you want to be everything your not.
when other people see beauty she just sees her faults, her mistakes. wow she thinks " so this is what self hate feels like"
by theskyscraperthatwillneverfall January 29, 2014
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Is a tactical countermeasure that involves defending oneself by shitting your self. it is a legal justification for the use of feces in times of danger.
Kid 1 : "Hey, how did you stop that bully from beating you up"
kid 2: "I stopped him by using self defeces"
Kid 1 : "Oh nice you shit yourself to as a method of self defense, GENIUS! "
kid 2: "I stopped him by using self defeces"
Kid 1 : "Oh nice you shit yourself to as a method of self defense, GENIUS! "
by 12many1s November 06, 2014
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by Amber77432 July 08, 2019
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When you have nothing to live for in life and decide to take the shortest route possible to the end.
Similar to suicide, Self Oof is unique in the way that you will always make others feel bad because they thought you were joking but you really aren't.
Similar to suicide, Self Oof is unique in the way that you will always make others feel bad because they thought you were joking but you really aren't.
by TheAplem October 19, 2019
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From Scrubs:
Elliot: "...Dr. Kelso's riding me!"
The Todd: "I got next...whazza!? No-one? Self-five! (snaps) For the big dog!"
Elliot: "...Dr. Kelso's riding me!"
The Todd: "I got next...whazza!? No-one? Self-five! (snaps) For the big dog!"
by PhilipSkovgaard September 04, 2009
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