A male taking a photo of his genitals and sending it to another in text message or other form of social media. See also "dick pic"
by Huffnstuff January 01, 2015
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Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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At Miles wedding, his fly was down the entire time. After sending out the wedding photos to his friends and family, he realized that his jimmy was viewable in the photos. He was self'd.
Jimmy chased the ball into the street and got hit by a car! -SELF'D!
Jimmy chased the ball into the street and got hit by a car! -SELF'D!
by mmedenbach December 21, 2006
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To be owned by ones own self.
To commit an act of such stupidity that you utterly humiliate yourself.
To commit an act of such stupidity that you utterly humiliate yourself.
by Jaydreb March 20, 2007
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When going down on a guy, it's always best to capture the moment and excitement by snapping a quick self-d
by Dicky Dillpickle October 27, 2016
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I woke up this morning with the most perfect morning wood and had to take a self-d of it for the achieves.
by moss1972 June 11, 2015
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