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I'd go home for some self care, but my younger cousin is here to visit, so I'll have to wait.
by NesaK April 24, 2020
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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Self care is an umbrella term that Twitter/Tumblr SJWs use to excuse their poor financial decisions. Why spend money on things like rent/bills when you can buy coloring books from Whole Foods?
I’m six months behind on rent, my phone got shut off and my cars getting repo’d. I’m going to a $400 spa though because self care.
by Lolwut05 July 21, 2018
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Doing acid and yelling at the moon naked
Me and my friend are going camping, we’re gonna have some Self care time if you know what I mean
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Self care is putting absurd amounts of Parmesan cheese on your spaghetti
Self care is important when going to any restaurant.
by Croissantboy February 28, 2018
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When millennial women choose to ignore all of the tasks they need to accomplish in favor of screwing over their coworkers, doing culturally-appropriative meditation rituals, and drinking La Croix water. Can also involve rubbing ungodly amounts of coconut oil over their skin and listening to vaporwave music while planning an outing to a gentrified book store or record shop.
"Why did you call into work sick 15 minutes before your shift started?"
"Oh, I was practicing self care."
by frumpadump November 24, 2017
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July 24 is national self care day, it’s when you take a warm bath do face masks and just enjoy yourself
“I have to go take a warm bath and put on some face masks
“Why”
“Because it’s July 24, national self care day
by abbers29000 May 05, 2019
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