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To position ones self so he is upside down, and jacks off until he cums. The result is a sloppy mess over his body and face, hence the self destruction. cumming sloppy mess cum jack off
by General Jovan March 17, 2007
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018