Urban Dictionary: Segway

Useless piece of garbage that you would probably get beat up/shot if you were seen in public using it.

The victim was attacked because he was riding a segway.

by Jimmy S January 10, 2004

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To seamlessly transition from one part of a conversation to the next as if you were riding on a "Segway" scooter between the two points.

The speaker finished talking about his 2nd Impress slide, rode a Segway scooter to the opposite end of the stage, and then began his segway into the 3rd Impress slide.

by Miko917 April 15, 2009

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Segway

A segway is fun to ride but you wouldn't want your friends seeing you riding it.
This same concept can be applied to a girl, she may be fun to ride but you don't want your friends to see you riding that.

Timmy "Hey Steve who were you waving at?"
Steve " Oh that's just my segway, don't worry about her"

by A stray mexican October 13, 2015

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A modern version of magic carpet using balancing technology called "smart motion". You can't describe the feeling or appreciate the experience until you ride it.

The price tag is high for now, but just like any other technology it will become more practical and affordable in years.

Segway is cool, fun and magical!!

by G20 July 20, 2006

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A useless scooter with 2 wheels, thought to be the greatest idea of the century. However, the Segway would not be as impressive if a small wheel was added to the front.

A young girl in California was mugged on the sidewalk by a man riding a segway

by theskiesbled April 01, 2004