It's looks a lot like a dolly (the kind of dolly you use for moving heavy boxes), but with larger wheels. Segways are motorized, designed to transport people in a manner that's safer and more environmentally-friendly than that of cars.

Not to be confused with a segue, of the same pronounciation, which is a transition between two consecutive ideas in a speech or conversation.

A few weeks ago, no one had “cheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: “Am I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”

The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.

You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!

It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.

1. A scooter like device which is self stabilising. Failed due to high cost.
2. To change the direction of a conversation. A non-sequitor.

Possibly the gayest form of transport ever to be invented right up there with roller blading.

A product that created demand through hype before there was even supply and tricked a bunch of rich dumbasses to buy it, eventhough it's completely worthless.

Transitioning from knowing "segue" is not spelled "segway" or segueing whilst balanced upon two wheels.

(verb) to smoke copious amounts of marijuana