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Someone who screw someone over in a short time first giving them hope and then snatching it away.
Boy 1: dang I had an A+ in math but my teacher took it away in a day and made it a %89.9
Boy 2: she did that to me a week ago
Boy 1: she is a total segal
Boy2: agreed
by A complete joke April 28, 2017
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Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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v. to screw someone over (often unintentionally) to a rediculous degree
"I can't believe I was so segaled"
by sandro margolis March 16, 2009
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She is a Bird 🦅. And she gets to fly any were she wants
Antonia:I need to hurry up and get somewhere.

Segal:should I fly u it will be quick
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eric:i hate segal, she failed me
daniel:lachine sucks
eric:all i ask is for a pizza!
by Anonymous March 26, 2003
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