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Socially retarded, untrained, Unintelligent, unattractive person often employed to work an unnecessary position.
Look at that security plonker over there, hasnt done an ounce of work all day!
by Locnes November 14, 2016
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A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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