A practice session of one instrument in particular. If you add "bi-" in front of the word, it immediately becomes ambiguous, hot, and often times, hi-larious!
"Hey Matt, do you have hot bi-sectionals today?"
by $$$ February 21, 2004
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When you have to shit so much that you cannot physically shit all of it in one sitting, and need to take a break while the rest of the shit queues up in your intestines. The waiting period can be any amount of time between 20 minutes and a couple of hours, and usually the shit can be completed in two sections, though it may take three or more with epic shits.
"Just a sec guys, I gotta shit"
"Dammit Chris, what the hell is wrong with you? You just went to shit like 20 minutes ago!"
"Sorry boys, after all that shitty beer and T-bell last night I gotta take a sectional"
by Pineapple Hider September 09, 2009
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This conversation is completely unreal! Its like, can anything be WORSE than the Comment Section on Facebook...???
by SantoBougé September 04, 2015
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A U.S. Army discharge based on military assessment of psychological unfitness or character traits deemed undesirable.

The slang: A soldier given such a discharge or behaving as if deserving such a discharge.
Lastweek he was sent down to Da Nang to see the Navy head shrinker, and the crazyfucker starts jerking off in the waiting room. Instant Section Eight. He was just waiting for his papers to clear
division. - Full Metal Jacket
by TaintedMustard September 11, 2004
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The uppermost part of a sports arena. Used to exaggerate the altitude of the highest seats, i.e. high altitudes give you nosebleeds.
We ordered our tickets later than everyone else and were forced to sit in the nosebleed section high above the field.
by Webster April 20, 2004
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1. Simians sucking at the government's teet and getting subsidized housing from hard-working tax dollars.

2. Government laws pertaining to this "social service."

Variant of Section Eight.
All the Section Ape housing around here is driving down the property values.
by taxpayerNonfreeloader August 09, 2009
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The most energetic, drug fueled niggas in the band. We know how to have fun at football games and are really fucking good at doing shit right. We enjoy building retarted shit on our Minecraft realms. Were also on each others dicks most of the time leading to major bullying. Other than that we are fucking awesome.
Yo, there goes the best fucking section in the band, the fucking baritone section.

Aight we gonna build a giant cock.
by Ass eater 6000 September 26, 2019
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