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I tried having sex with some slut I met at a bar last night but after sticking my cock in her there was too much space and I couldn't cum because she had a secondhand vagina.
by YourNameIsNotKnown November 23, 2009
Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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1) A vagina that is no longer tight like it used to be.
2) A vagina that looks so big and ugly it is a monstrosity and looks as though it may have the ability to eat a penis if one should go in there.
A Secondhand Vagina is very different than a Poonyatang and is therefore an exact opposite.
2) A vagina that looks so big and ugly it is a monstrosity and looks as though it may have the ability to eat a penis if one should go in there.
A Secondhand Vagina is very different than a Poonyatang and is therefore an exact opposite.
Every man in his quest for good sex is looking for a Poonyatang but sometimes has to settle for a Secondhand Vagina instead.
by CCRfromAFFY May 15, 2010
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The vaginal secretions left on a man's (or woman's) lips or tongue after cunnilingus, usually detected by the female said oral sex was performed on.
by EzMaTezPez October 08, 2009
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When someone eats out a girl and then proceeds to do something with their mouth (Ex: kissing you) so you also get the vagina in your mouth.
Jake just ate out that girl and then you let him have a sip of your drink? Enjoy that secondhand vagina!
by K City L.C. June 24, 2008
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When someone eats out a girl and then proceeds to do something with their mouth (Ex: kissing you) so you also get the vagina in your mouth.
Jake just ate out that girl and then you let him have a sip of your drink? Enjoy that secondhand vagina!
by K City L.C. June 25, 2008