sembawang secondary school teachers might as well be unemployed. there's a PE teacher who takes 20 minutes to explain how to throw a fucking ball. mdm tay pei cock who is the art teacher is none the better,she can somehow lose our art papers and blame us like as if it was our fault. mr goh yong gong also is useless as he scolded 10 students because they did not bring their tracetogether token even though we can use our fucking phones for tracetogether. stupid botak teacher. mr siva syed who is our dm opens his eyes widely when he scolds students,he probably can't see his future.
Mr oon boon keng: why were you so late?
student: mr goh yong goh from sembawang secondary school held me back for 10 minutes because i forgot to bring my trace-together token,next time i bring condom better.
student: mr goh yong goh from sembawang secondary school held me back for 10 minutes because i forgot to bring my trace-together token,next time i bring condom better.
by bing chilling August 21, 2021
deyi secondary school is an amazing school for you if you want to get detention for being 3 seconds late to school. the toilet on level 1 smells like shit, the moment you enter it you’ll start vomiting profusely. the school has enough money to buy tvs to put in the hall for fuck knows why and the videos they play look like something they made in 2001 (which they probably did), but they apparently don’t have money to get actual tiles for the floor. our classrooms look like rooms that haven’t gone through renovation yet. the floors are full of dirt and cement , one would think this school was built yesterday. the boys for some reason think that they look extremely attractive with mushroom hairs. don’t even get me started on the girls with bangs that look like a bugs feelers. for some reason everyone is obsessed with tiktok , especially the girls who also happen to think that pulling the skirt al the way up to their breasts is a new form of fashion. our band is cool, but 3/4 of the school is in band. all you have to get into band is probably tell the seniors that you like their hair or something.
by sour power candy August 23, 2021
Known for its foolscap looking uniform, (which was recently changed) Springfield Secondary School is a School located in the West Side of Tampines. Springfield is also known for being budget.
by professional autist February 18, 2019
High school in Whitby, Ontario that is run by teachers who are unbelievably pretentious and think their school is the best. A high school that has a very high rate of teachers who's kids also attend the school and win every award possible.
Hey did John win the athlete of the year at "Sinclair Secondary School" last year?
Well yeah, his dad is the head of the gym department so its inevitable that he'll win.
Well yeah, his dad is the head of the gym department so its inevitable that he'll win.
by hellothere!!! December 8, 2010
a school which copies rgs/ri uniform and makes it x10 uglier to fit in with the elites , it’s a niche school w only fake grass everywhere and no money to help it’s students.only gd thing is got coffee shop opposite and amk hub a few stops away coz canteen food is plastic . people in ANDSS are q dope but only miss the school after they leave siao
person :eh you from anderson secondary school ah ?
person2: ya leh uk the sch ah
person: eyh no where is it even
person: siao cb
person2: ya leh uk the sch ah
person: eyh no where is it even
person: siao cb
by pantinghotdog August 22, 2021
Want some weed?
WELL YOU’RE AT THE RIGHT SCHOOL.
Welcome to Courtice Secondary, home of the drug table, the D&D club and the highest population of gender fluid drama kids in Canada.
We here at CSS have the highest number of obese teachers, peeling walls and our very Master Oogway wannabe that “teaches” us what he calls “music”. Our girls are notorious for trading their nudes for drugs and not showing up to class for months, while our boys are known for their excellent drug deals and need for childish rebellion.
People also won’t stop pissing in the vape room, which is called “The Bathroom” by staff and teachers, for some reason.
Some synonyms for this school include: The Gargantuas Gay, The Quantam Queer, The Rambunctious Riis, the Screeching Special Needs
WELL YOU’RE AT THE RIGHT SCHOOL.
Welcome to Courtice Secondary, home of the drug table, the D&D club and the highest population of gender fluid drama kids in Canada.
We here at CSS have the highest number of obese teachers, peeling walls and our very Master Oogway wannabe that “teaches” us what he calls “music”. Our girls are notorious for trading their nudes for drugs and not showing up to class for months, while our boys are known for their excellent drug deals and need for childish rebellion.
People also won’t stop pissing in the vape room, which is called “The Bathroom” by staff and teachers, for some reason.
Some synonyms for this school include: The Gargantuas Gay, The Quantam Queer, The Rambunctious Riis, the Screeching Special Needs
Me: *Goes to CSS*
Also me: RIIIIIIII
Jarquisse: Wagwan shordy, you trynna send?
Thotianna: You trynna chop?
Jarquisse: Yeye, send dat
Thotianna: Bet, meet me at Courtice Secondary School tmrw
Jarquisse: Bet
Also me: RIIIIIIII
Jarquisse: Wagwan shordy, you trynna send?
Thotianna: You trynna chop?
Jarquisse: Yeye, send dat
Thotianna: Bet, meet me at Courtice Secondary School tmrw
Jarquisse: Bet
by Thotianna69420 April 2, 2019
Regent secondary school, the school of bamboo and feng shui.
The principle is a balding man, that thinks bamboo is holy and frequently shows "inspirational qoutes" of fuckin bamboo.
The school is so low budget, they ask students to raise funds bro. The school is full of kids who vape, but thank god, at least the toilet smells nice for once. The girls toilet is fucking cursed. There is a stall with 666 written on it, and another toilet with blood there.
The school thinks that jackets are a distraction, and wont allow freezing, mentally ill, and uncomfy students to be comfortable. The school is very biased againts the express and Na students. All student leaders are fucking express students.
An NA student had the most votes, to be the head of ccas. But the teachers chose an express student for no fucking reason. The teachers will often belittle the NA students, making them sound like dumbasses. Furthermore, the school cant give two FUCKS about their students well-being.
If you're late for school? Suspension, cwo, detention. You touchy touchy? Nahhh that's cool bro. You bully someone? That's cool. Your skirt too short? OFF WITH YOUR HEAD.
The school is so small and ugly like bro, my dick is bigger.
Instead of spending money on meaningful things, they like to spend it on BAMBOO AND PLANTS.
Basically, this school sucks, and the principle is the problem. They dont take advice, or feedback, and just say, "lmao what can we do".
The principle is a balding man, that thinks bamboo is holy and frequently shows "inspirational qoutes" of fuckin bamboo.
The school is so low budget, they ask students to raise funds bro. The school is full of kids who vape, but thank god, at least the toilet smells nice for once. The girls toilet is fucking cursed. There is a stall with 666 written on it, and another toilet with blood there.
The school thinks that jackets are a distraction, and wont allow freezing, mentally ill, and uncomfy students to be comfortable. The school is very biased againts the express and Na students. All student leaders are fucking express students.
An NA student had the most votes, to be the head of ccas. But the teachers chose an express student for no fucking reason. The teachers will often belittle the NA students, making them sound like dumbasses. Furthermore, the school cant give two FUCKS about their students well-being.
If you're late for school? Suspension, cwo, detention. You touchy touchy? Nahhh that's cool bro. You bully someone? That's cool. Your skirt too short? OFF WITH YOUR HEAD.
The school is so small and ugly like bro, my dick is bigger.
Instead of spending money on meaningful things, they like to spend it on BAMBOO AND PLANTS.
Basically, this school sucks, and the principle is the problem. They dont take advice, or feedback, and just say, "lmao what can we do".
by Ppbigsmolpp August 21, 2021