secondary school is the shithole that 11-18 years old have to to go to, this consists of year 7 that cant walk properly and get in ur way and have backpack the size of them like there going on a camping trip, year 8s that think they own the school and try and act ‘hard’ (dOnT mEsS) year 9s and all the girls are orange. And year 10 and 11s which are just working hard. now in secondary school alot of shit goes down. and i mean alot, there’s probably a fight happening in school every day of the week, there was one in my history lesson and i was laughing me arse off, year 7s that get bullied, push over, teased and more and say ‘but you were a year 7 once’ when you say something about them. everyone just goes crazy basically. lets talk about the school itself, now if you school doesn’t have brown stuff (drk what it is) on the ceiling and it is half broken, shit toliets that are broken and Radnor fizz, do you even go to secondary school?

British equivalent to torture. You are forced to wake up early, wear an over-priced, crappy uniform and sit through hours of mind control and brain washing. Most of the people at secondary school end up either dropping out or becoming severely depressed. Very few are actually happy in this prison-like institution, and even fewer make it out alive.

Your worst nightmare, the land of death and uniform policies. STRETCHY MATERIAL? GET IT OFF. SKINNY TROUSERS? GET RID. PLASTIC MATERIAL SHOES? IN THE BIN. They only care about uniform, no your education does not matter. GET THEM KNEES AWAY ITS RUINING LIVES.

Teachers are piss heads either tight asses or on drugs the science teachers are the nonce along with the pe teacher

Y7 Try act hard

Y8 are the fucking worse thinking there all big and hard

Y9 full of slags and the boys r pussys
Yr10 exhausted

Yr11 ready to fucking give up
But the best years of ur life messing about have fun

This is the place where all your hopes and dreams will go to die

A school from kids/teens from 11-18. Throughout the years you turn into a chav. You loose your virginity and you probably do drugs and smoke. Year 8+ bully the new year 7s. One of the most shit places in the world

Not english, actually Scottish - so clearly better than an english comprehensive or grammar school. A secondary school is a place where young folk are tied into chairs and forced to learn hamlet, macbeth, the periodic table, pythagoras' theorem and the formation of rivers! Sweet!