Jenny became seaworthy when she went to that UO football party last weekend. I heard that three guys parked their pink buses in her fur garages at once. Bitch became more seaworthy than the fucking Titanic that night.

Dude, I was so unhappy about my girl, until I spoke to my serotonin donor who really helped me feel better

Did you see that girl up at the bar? Definitely seaworthy.

Person 1: We're all gonna drown!
Person 2: No were not.
Person 3: Look! That women is seaworthy. Grab onto her.