A sexual act similar to a blumpkin in which one dude craps in the top tank of the toilet while a second craps in the bowl of the toilet. The dude crapping in the top tank receives a blowjob while the girl is riding the dude crapping in the bowl of the toilet.
by *construction noises* April 10, 2018
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The empty seat purposely left between two guys at a public event (movie theater, sports game, etc.) so other people don't think they are gay and/or on a date.
"Dude, I don't want people here at the movies to think we're on a date or something."
"It's cool, bro. We'll leave a Straight Seat between us so it doesn't look like we're together."
"It's cool, bro. We'll leave a Straight Seat between us so it doesn't look like we're together."
by WERQ May 07, 2014
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The component part around which most wank stations are built. This can range from basic units, commonly known as chairs, through to multilevel masterbation apparatus.
by Colin Bucket August 07, 2020
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by hipsterhip November 18, 2019
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Man, my knee is fucking killing me but that two seat ass whale over there just sat down and took up the last two seats. They should make her buy two metropasses!
by lardophobic June 11, 2011
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taking a shit upside down so the juices and shit flows down your spine before entering the toilet bowl.
by SHIITTASAURUS REX August 22, 2009
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Where's matt?
I'm not sure, but the last time I saw him, he was sitting on the heat seat, beating his meat
I'm not sure, but the last time I saw him, he was sitting on the heat seat, beating his meat
by Airza March 02, 2019
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