Breaker breaker 1-9 . . . there's a seat cover heading south on I-5 outside of Salem in a silver volkswagon.
by C.JO March 17, 2004
Undergarment which covers the lower torso including both butt cheeks; may or may not have an opening in the crotch; may have Velcro, snap, or ribbon-tie openings on the sides.
He was so scared, he had to change his seat cover. She doesn't want to die in a public place for fear that her seat cover will be soiled.
by Mister Smarty Pants January 07, 2010
When a man has no condoms and the girl he's about to fuck isn't on birth control, but he still wants to cum inside of her. And so he pours soy sauce on his dick and in her pussy before fucking her in hopes that the salt content will be sufficient enough spermicide.
by Princess Amy's Peasant March 25, 2016
The toilet didn't have a fill tank to leave an upper decker, so I gave it a Minnesota seat cover instead.
by Phantom Shitter2 November 11, 2007