"Last night Sally and I did the Pregnant Seahorse. It was awesome. I was blinded by the awesomeness of how awesome the awesome seahorse was."
by Trevor and Robert April 30, 2009
Definition is dependent upon usage. it can be dirty when placed inside of sexually related sentences or it can mean when someone tries to bring you down or is hating on you.
Brittney: You're such an ass
Kerry: Yeah you're so mean
Phil: Why's everyone tryin to salt my seahorse
or
Kerry: That's dirty. like salting my seahorse.
Kerry: Yeah you're so mean
Phil: Why's everyone tryin to salt my seahorse
or
Kerry: That's dirty. like salting my seahorse.
by Phil's so nice January 04, 2010
When a man has an unusually small unit, sometimes referred to as an inny in cold weather situations. Less than 2" long dick
by o.t. guy December 09, 2010
a male seahorse give birth (idk why) but when he gives birth it looks like he’s having a seizure, the ugly rat fucking children come out of his stomach because he’s tony lopez and eats little kids.
woah that seahorse giving birth
by idk what my name is lol November 12, 2020
A phrase used as an insult from one to another.
The receiving end of the insult must be male otherwise it wouldn't make any sense and that person would automatically win the insult battle.
The exact opposite of being "hung like a horse".
The receiving end of the insult must be male otherwise it wouldn't make any sense and that person would automatically win the insult battle.
The exact opposite of being "hung like a horse".
Guy#1: "Dude, Shut-up I'm hung like a horse!"
Person#1: "Yeah... hung like a seahorse!!!"
Person#1: "HAHAHAHA I win one to nothin!!!"
Person#1: "Yeah... hung like a seahorse!!!"
Person#1: "HAHAHAHA I win one to nothin!!!"
by Freed-olay January 10, 2008
by Seahorse Eater April 20, 2017