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When you whack off and cum in your hand, then you run up to someone, slap them in the face with your salty hand and shout "Seagulled!"
by jamthemaninspacewithamonkey March 20, 2006
May 15 Word of the Day
A few weeks ago, no one had “cheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: “Am I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”
The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.
You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!
It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.
The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.
You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!
It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.
Becca is another victim of cheugy psyops. I saw the garbage truck take all her Ugg boots yesterday. She even removed “I LOVE The Office!” from all her dating profiles. She’s unrecognizable.
by Callmemaybe69 May 12, 2021
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I was walking through a car park and saw a couple getting it on, I had no choice really. A bit of seagulling was in order so I knocked one out and seagulled them!!!
by KamMan April 16, 2013
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When there are lines of drugs available, it's not your turn, but everyone is talking too much shit to realise it's there.
It is 100% acceptable to swoop in and and do their line, as long as you make the noise "CAAAAAAAAWWW!" beforehand.
It is 100% acceptable to swoop in and and do their line, as long as you make the noise "CAAAAAAAAWWW!" beforehand.
by Dangle Dude July 01, 2017
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Seagulling is a variation on the sexual practice of bukkake, with the crucial difference that in this case the recipients are unwilling.
One person learns about two people that are going to have sex and works out the location of the aforementioned event. Then he gathers as many guys as possible and packs them into the room where it's going to take place. The guys hide in cupboards, behind curtains - basically, wherever there is a place to hide. Then when the couple look like they're about to finish, everyone runs out and ejaculates all over them and then proceeds to run around them, flapping their arms like birds and making seagull noises.
One person learns about two people that are going to have sex and works out the location of the aforementioned event. Then he gathers as many guys as possible and packs them into the room where it's going to take place. The guys hide in cupboards, behind curtains - basically, wherever there is a place to hide. Then when the couple look like they're about to finish, everyone runs out and ejaculates all over them and then proceeds to run around them, flapping their arms like birds and making seagull noises.
Mike's friends thought seagulling on him and Susan would be great fun, so they all hid until the time was right.
by mynameislucy June 28, 2005
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A ritual which is popular in all-male prisons, whereby said inmate ejaculates into his palm and throws it at the next unsuspecting prison guard who walks past his cell.
by Mel "Homey" Howells September 12, 2006
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when spending all night trying to take a girl home from the bar and at the last minute another douche swoops in and takes her home much like a seagull would do with your hotdog at the beach
I talked to this hot chick all night at the bar and then right before closing Bobby seagulled her from me and took her home. That douche is always sea gulling
by Smcgett24 December 18, 2010