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Man knocks out partner and shits on girls/guys chest and jizzes on it, hence seagull surprise.
that bitch wasnt too happy when she woke up to be seagull surprised.
by booberry banana May 07, 2010
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May 2 Word of the Day
when you've done something so cringe you can't stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life
Dan: bro why have you been staring into space for the last hour doing nothing?
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate
by finesseeeee March 01, 2019
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