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noun-A wild, vicious creature discovered in 1982, indiginious to the Metro-NYC area who enjoys Burger King, drawing penis in a marble composition book, and envying his brother. The creature tends to be in the vicinity of 01' Hyundai Tiburons, especially rusty ones. The Seabury should only be aproached if you have Disaronno or Captain Morgan readily available. Also beware of the Seabury's anger issue.
by PAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! February 24, 2009
Jul 31 Word of the Day
(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015