A person with absurdly large ears. It's absolutely ridiculous how big they are.

When you lose your erection after cumming and slapping a girl's cheeks with the flaccid cum cock like a flopping Mexican seabass.

A sexual act consisting of allowing Ryan Simpson to oil up your body and striking you violently with his penis.

The Majestic Seabass is a sexual maneuver performed originally by Ryan Simpson. However, it has been widely recognized by popular trend to still currently only be performed by Ryan Simpson. A Majestic Seabass must always be capitalized by written text because it is a proper name for Ryan Simpson's genatalia. To render the letters lower-case is a vile act of degradation to Ryan Simpson's cock. The Majestic Seabass is an act of gratification and pleasure only given to the performer and not the receiver. Receivers of the Majestic Seabass may end up smelling like fish because of the popularly recognized rumor that Ryan Simpson's penis smells like fish - and arguably: Seabass. With a penis that smells like Seabass and a name like 'Majestic Seabass', how can one go wrong?

a particularly odourous vagina caused by excessive heat around the crotch area. a common problem for women in; hot weather and/or man made polyester undergarments.

While recieving a deepthroat from a bitch, one proceeds to wrap his legs trapping the girl in the deepest part of a deepthroat. Then, the male puts a clothes pin on her nose ensuring that she cannot breath. It is important to keep a straight face the whole time, and if a camera is involved, stare directly into the camera.

A seabass is the fucking worst goddam fish in the Animal Crossing games, It never will leave your island or your nightmares. Just when you thought you got a oarfish, BOOM fucking seabass.

A well respected, bearded, young man. He used to play guitar in a band called Athanatos, but now he spends his free time getting trashed, smoking reds and loving life all at the same time. You could say he enjoys the simple things in life.