That's like saying a Sea Cucumber is like a Shark. One is a soggy under-water dildo, and the other is a killing machine.
by Faenaussa July 06, 2011
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
A boner popped while one is at least 20 feet under water, commonely while scuba diving, snorkling, or swimming with Meghan Fox.
Bob, I think I may have scratched my weiner when i got that seacucumber while scubadiving in the Bahamas last week.
by Spudnigga June 22, 2011
by Frances#101 March 16, 2006
The disgusting sexual act of suckling another's prolapsed colon before it re-enters the body cavity.
by teeBagger May 04, 2007
by La'Sarah January 03, 2008
Jul 24 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

