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A soggy under-water dildo.
That's like saying a Sea Cucumber is like a Shark. One is a soggy under-water dildo, and the other is a killing machine.
by Faenaussa July 06, 2011
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Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
“Where did you go after we left the pub?”
Dunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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A boner popped while one is at least 20 feet under water, commonely while scuba diving, snorkling, or swimming with Meghan Fox.
Bob, I think I may have scratched my weiner when i got that seacucumber while scubadiving in the Bahamas last week.
by Spudnigga June 22, 2011
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A man with a thick and (LONG) cock. Also may smell like fish due to non-hygenic person.
Frank has a sea cucumber, its nice, but FUCK it smells!
by Frances#101 March 16, 2006
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The disgusting sexual act of suckling another's prolapsed colon before it re-enters the body cavity.
by teeBagger May 04, 2007
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A long, massive terd that is set afloat in one sitting.
Dude, i just launched a huge sea cucumber! it was HUGE!
by La'Sarah January 03, 2008
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